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There’s a brand new surfin’ sensation

For the sedentary generation

It’s rad!

And it’s sweepin’ the country.

Let’s go!



Vanity Surfin’

Vanity Surfin’

I’ve got my search engine open

And it’s searchin’ for me.

Stayin’ out of the burnin’ sun

We’re at our desks and we’re havin’ fun.

Log on!

It’s a special kind of masturbation.

I’m inside and the shades are drawn

I’ve got my computer on

I’m getting off

On googling me…
Let’s go!

Vanity Surfin’
Vanity Surfin’

I’ve got Safari open

And it’s surfin’ for me.

We sit there like bumps on logs

Lookin’ for ourselves on peoples’ blogs

Boot up!

For some ego gratification.

Let's go!
Vanity Surfin’
Surfin'
Searchin'

Searchin’ for me.
Searchin’ for me.

Let’s go!
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from Happier Than You, released March 24, 2020

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Jesus H Christ and the Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse New York, New York

"Jesus H Christ and the Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse has a crusading horn section, some fine guitar playing, and a growing catalogue of sharply satirical power pop."- The New Yorker

"Sounding a little like Amy Sedaris fronting Fountains of Wayne."
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"Like asparagus, olives, Zappa and cum, Jesus H Christ are an acquired taste." - Leicester Bangs
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