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There’s Mrs. Powers-
our old teachers’ aid.

She sits down at the Copper Kettle for hours

Drinking vodka lemonade.

She passed out in her lawn chair
at the Fireman’s Parade

She’s an alcoholic in my town.

There’s Colleen Sullivan

Drinking on the bus at away games.

Making out with guys from other schools.

Doesn’t even know their last names.

She burned her pants in a bonfire
standing too close to the flames.

She’s an alcoholic in my town

Another alcoholic in my town

Another Southern Comfort

Another Yukon Jack

Another Cuervo Gold

Keep em comin’

Keep on rockin’

This party never gets old

There’s Little Dave

Hangin' out at Cumberland Farms.

He got fired from Sikorsky last week

Cuz he pulled the fire alarm.

He gets a little rowdy

But he don’t mean any harm.

There’s Jimmy Hudak

You know his brother Bill?

One time they locked the guy in a port-a-john.

And rolled him down a hill.

People say they should grow up

But you know they never will-

They’re alcoholics.

That’s Debbie’s father

He’s really cool

Last summer he backed his riding mower

Into the swimming pool.

He keeps a keg in his basement.

And we drink there after school.

He’s an alcoholic

In my town.

Another alcoholic

In my town.

Happy days

the party never ends

Here’s to all us
alcoholics

Another round for my friends.


One more round for my friends.

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from Happier Than You, released March 24, 2020

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